Some guy from Greenpeace stopped me in Santa Monica a couple days ago and asked if I was opposed to global warming. I like to pretend that I like Greenpeace and I like to pretend that I am a vegetarian, but the truth is I don't really know anything about Greenpeace and I've been eating meat for almost a year.
"I'm sorry," I said, "I'm in a hurry but I take the bus," I said self-importantly. For the rest of my life, I will never feel guilty about whatever chemicals my car may or may not be putting off because I have monthly public transportation passes dating back an entire YEAR.
How's that for self-righteous?
~GreenB
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