"As common as a cold day in LA..."
~Incubus
To Jared Leto, Brandon Boyd, and all other filthy rich, unbelievably gorgeous and ridiculously glamourous rock stars ever signed to Immortal Records,
I am the newest intern at your label. It would make my job so much easier (and thus make YOUR job flow better) if I had a mode of transportation that was not the bus OR just a place to live in Beverly Hills. Thus, I am now accepting cars (new or used) or drivers (personal or rented). Alternatively, if you would prefer to not have to worry about polluting the environment, I am also willing to relocate into your guest bedroom (or guest house) in Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Westwood, or even Hollywood.
Sincerely yours,
Blair from New Media.
In other news, it is FREEZING here. No, really– it’s as cold in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN JUNE as it was in NORTHERN FRANCE IN APRIL. (I was told legit SoCalians call this weather "June Gloom." They do an awful good job of hiding its existence from the rest of the world, that is all I have to say.)
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